Constipation ko goli maaro
Just found a great way to cure constipation. Last week, I bought a big bottle of Prune juice and being the greedy *** that Iam , poured a whole lot of juice into my beer mug and drank it. What happened?
Well, same result as drinking beer, only that the output was from rear end,only hours after I drank it.
Lesson learnt: Do not drink Prune juice like beer, but drink it like scotch.
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Yea! of course! OMG i cant believe you done that!
here is a joke, sorry about the spelling!
a teacher asked “whats faster, light or sound”
The boy says “diahorear”
Teacher says “why do you say that”
boy says “cause i had it the other day and when i got to the bathroom, before i could put on the light or say anything I had shit myself”
ta da!
Dead chicken..what happened to your veggie diet?
I thought you quit drinking and smoking?
i guess the on/off relationship still exists!!
Well… I can give you the current status. That’s all you can be sure about
. Note the timestamp.
Drinking : No
Smoking : No (Except Cigars sometimes)
Diet : Veggie, trying to be vegan