Constipation ko goli maaro

Just found a great way to cure constipation. Last week, I bought a big bottle of Prune juice and being the greedy *** that Iam , poured a whole lot of juice into my beer mug and drank it. What happened?

Well, same result as drinking beer, only that the output was from rear end,only hours after I drank it.

Lesson learnt: Do not drink Prune juice like beer, but drink it like scotch.

Humor:Killed by a dead chicken

I have seen people choking in movies lot of times ,but had to experience it today. My greedy mouth took a large bite of chicken and it got stuck in my throat and would go down or come up.

It’s not pretty at all. Had to use some force to spit it out with force.

After that though, I had a thought on what my tombstone would have read:
This man was killed by a dead chicken.