Great adventures

Maxim and Andree are doing a bicycle tour of the US. They are from Quebec,Canada and set out on this adventure in August this year and will be doing for the next 3-6 months. I met them through hospitalityclub.org and was really happy to have them as my first guests. Very sweet people and fun to be with.

Thank you Max and Andree for the good times.

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Yahoo is getting good at it. It knows Iam a desi and single

Maa Bhoomi

Wow…never thought I would find this song. Absolutely love it.

Constipation ko goli maaro

Just found a great way to cure constipation. Last week, I bought a big bottle of Prune juice and being the greedy *** that Iam , poured a whole lot of juice into my beer mug and drank it. What happened?

Well, same result as drinking beer, only that the output was from rear end,only hours after I drank it.

Lesson learnt: Do not drink Prune juice like beer, but drink it like scotch.

Humor:Killed by a dead chicken

I have seen people choking in movies lot of times ,but had to experience it today. My greedy mouth took a large bite of chicken and it got stuck in my throat and would go down or come up.

It’s not pretty at all. Had to use some force to spit it out with force.

After that though, I had a thought on what my tombstone would have read:
This man was killed by a dead chicken.

Swadhay

Today, I went to a Swadhay session. The lectures of Dadaji  is played on TV. Each session is for about 30 minutes. Suits well for people with short attention span like me.

Got me interested in the Upanishads and Vedas. Will pursue more whenever I find the time.

Suicide is painless

MASH is one of my favorite shows. Found the audio as well here

Humor:The simpsons

Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: “It’s hip to be square”.
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it’s… cool?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I’m glad. And that’s what makes me cool, not caring, right?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we’ve tried everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you’re truly cool, you don’t need to be told you’re cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?

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Homer: And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we’re just making God madder and madder!

Homer: I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?

Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don’t worry, sweetheart. If I’m wrong, I’ll recant on my deathbed.

Homer: I don’t have the discipline necessary to be a Hippie.
Bart: You’d be a great hippie, dad: You’re lazy and self-righteous!

Bart:I don’t know! I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!

The Simpsons

Homer: Marge? Since I’m not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won’t be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin’ your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you’re ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you’re not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa’s the one you’re not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

what goes well

With a large shot of Crown Royal?

Take a guess ….

Just found a treasure …

Sample this :

faasla nazaron ka dhoka bhi tho ho sakta hai
woh mile ya na mile haath badha kar dekho
–Nida Fazli